of Chores and other things

I have read all over the web about how many laundry loads or trips to the supermarket one does a day or a week, and the thing is, i've been wondering for awhile, if there is a written book of housekeeping/childbearing. Of all things, this would be something I need. There's the Bible, for our souls, and there should be The Book of Women, so next time I want to ask my son or husband to do their part I could open that sacred book of women and say, see there, "thou shall help keep this dump clean".